07.19.07

This week

Posted in Family at 9:18 pm by laura

Below is the list of things that AP has done this week that I wish she hadn’t. Given a little more time, I’m sure that it’ll be funny. It is NOT particularly funny yet.

  1. Dumped a bottle of hot pink acrylic paint all over VA’s blue rug and bedspread–rug is fine after Adam and I worked on it for 45 minutes, bedspread is ruined.
  2. At least one potty accident each day, sometimes 3-Did I really think she was potty trained?? YES, I did.
  3. Destroyed tube of Chapstick
  4. Sprayed half of a bottle of my perfume on herself
  5. Found candy in a drawer, went and hid underneath VA’s bed to eat it–we found a lot of wrappers.
  6. Poured new shampoo down the drain–thankfully not the whole bottle
  7. Got up 4 times in the night some nights for seemingly no reason–she may or may not remember it the next morning.

And these are just the ones I KNOW ABOUT and can remember at 10pm. Thankfully there’s no poo involved this week, she still has all her fingers and toes, and she hasn’t broken any bones yet. However, she has a bald spot from twirling the front of her hair, and this week she has hit her head twice on said bald spot and there are two scabs in the bald spot to prove it.

Y es Internet, I am whining.